Friday, September 23, 2011

By sea, air and land.

There's no escape. In a daring plan, one family member and accompanying support vehicle sails under cover of darkness to rendezvous with the rapid-deployment squad (of one) travelling by plane the next day. Forces thus assembled make their way to the Scottsdale supply depot, followed by a rapid head-on advance towards the small town of Weldborough where the target awaits. The assembled force will split up and surround Ben as he sits, unsuspecting, by his tent in the state forest. Once in the company of family, we three will begin a detailed exploration of local eating establishments and significant sites in the north east. A news blackout will be in effect for the next seven days. A detailed photographic record of the operation will be posted on Wikileaks. During our absence, home base will be guarded day and night by a fourth family member and a highly-trained attack labrador.

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